Nobhead

a pleb, a retard, some stoopid little boy who needs a slap
Omg u stoopid nobhead, stop lickin my guinea pig
by nob-hed August 11, 2003
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derogatory term for an idiot. Someone who is a moron.
Jambo is a complete nobhead for not giving me his parrot.
by Zack Brodersen November 28, 2007
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Nobhead

One who swerves his motorcycle side to side on a straight section of road whether to warm the tyres, alleviate bordom or emulate a skiing Wedeln.
Hey, check out that biker swerving side to side when there's no corners! What a nobhead!
by MikeT2265 February 13, 2008
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Nobhead

Mark Alchin
by superman July 29, 2003
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Nobhead

Somebody who has a nob on their head
by Sam April 26, 2003
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Nobhead

A synonym for 'dickhead' in British slang.
"Oi, you know that nobhead, Sammy, started shouting at his grandma!"
by MonssieurOzer April 06, 2019
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Nobhead

An idiot, a retard, a moron. Basically a contemptible person. Less common spelling of 'knobhead'.

Sometimes they are found in teams or groups. They drink, tell jokes about retards, and go off to random people and give them random hallow threats. People who are nobheads often call other people nobheads. :P

Nobhead is a word for men; by MEN! Men who remember freedom! Before seat belts and helmets and condoms! When you could drive drunk, and feel up young girls, and sing along to rock power ballads, and smoke in bars, and get in fights! And wake up in a pile of your own vomit with your eyebrows shaved off!
A nobhead and a kid wearing a cap confront each other.
Nobhead: "I hate cap wearnin' pricks"
Cap Kid stays silent but gets angry and so he decides to fight the Nobhead.
Nobhead defeats the Cap kid.
Bystander 1: "WTF is this shite?"
Bystander 2: "This is nothing, just a couple of nobheads beating each other off... Just the usual."
by Notorious N.O.B. August 08, 2013
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