Nobhead

a pleb, a retard, some stoopid little boy who needs a slap

Omg u stoopid nobhead, stop lickin my guinea pig

by nob-hed August 11, 2003

Nobhead

derogatory term for an idiot. Someone who is a moron.

Jambo is a complete nobhead for not giving me his parrot.

by Zack Brodersen December 27, 2007

Nobhead

One who swerves his motorcycle side to side on a straight section of road whether to warm the tyres, alleviate bordom or emulate a skiing Wedeln.

Hey, check out that biker swerving side to side when there's no corners! What a nobhead!

by MikeT2265 February 12, 2008

Nobhead

Dozy Bugger

Mark Alchin

by superman July 28, 2003

Nobhead

Somebody who has a nob on their head

Ya mum

by Sam April 26, 2003

Nobhead

A synonym for 'dickhead' in British slang.

"Oi, you know that nobhead, Sammy, started shouting at his grandma!"

by MonssieurOzer April 6, 2019

Nobhead

An idiot, a retard, a moron. Basically a contemptible person. Less common spelling of 'knobhead'.

Sometimes they are found in teams or groups. They drink, tell jokes about retards, and go off to random people and give them random hallow threats. People who are nobheads often call other people nobheads. :P

Nobhead is a word for men; by MEN! Men who remember freedom! Before seat belts and helmets and condoms! When you could drive drunk, and feel up young girls, and sing along to rock power ballads, and smoke in bars, and get in fights! And wake up in a pile of your own vomit with your eyebrows shaved off!

A nobhead and a kid wearing a cap confront each other.
Nobhead: "I hate cap wearnin' pricks"
Cap Kid stays silent but gets angry and so he decides to fight the Nobhead.
Nobhead defeats the Cap kid.
Bystander 1: "WTF is this shite?"
Bystander 2: "This is nothing, just a couple of nobheads beating each other off... Just the usual."

by Notorious N.O.B. September 6, 2013