Nobbies 

A quant local yocal way of referring to a sprout in a very small area in Nottimghamshire - Glenda's House.

Oh Look Justin - Glenda has given us Nobbies with our Turkey!!!!

Nobbies by Justin Kinsella January 23, 2007

nobbies 

Haemorroids,piles.

I need some cream to cure/sooth my nobbies

nobbies by A.Nus August 20, 2003

Noobiest 

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.

Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#

Noobiest by Hackneyed August 25, 2006

Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.

Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!

Frozen Food Nubbies by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

NoobiestNoob 

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under

1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence

NoobiestNoob by PicNikPic May 28, 2011

norbies

The shit that comes out of your dick when you're horny and your name is Norbert.

You made a mess! There are norbies all over the floor.

Give me all your norbies.

I'm going to shoot my norbies into you so little Norbertos and Norbertas can roam the Earth.

norbies by Norbertosaurio July 5, 2022

Nobbied

To be blind drunk, intoxicated

Kev "Did you see Billy at Mike's party yesterday?"
Caz "Yeah he made a rght fool of himself coming out the closet like that and stripping off, what was he thinking shoving his cock into Mike's drink?"
Kev "he's not going to remember much - he was totally Nobbied"

Nobbied by The Course Man October 10, 2019