Nob

A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.

David Cameron is such a nob.

by notanob November 4, 2014

Nob

A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.

"I've got a nob and it's very wiggly

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Nob

Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.

Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly

by Fat Steesh August 12, 2005

Nob

A boob

Omg Laney you got great nobs

by Epicureanhoe November 2, 2020

Nob

A very pro person, who is not a noob, but better, a nob doesn't know any history but they play very gud video games.

Person 1- She's/He's a nob

Person 2- I know right 🙄

by Explanerofgoodwords November 4, 2021

Nob

Some one that is a cross between a dork and a freak. Some one that is a loser and can be easily made fun of.

Whoa that guy is a complete nob!

Hey junior would ya stop being such a nob!

by brown eyez January 2, 2004

Nob

To call someone a noob but a little more as a joke

Man we lost that game because of you you're such a Nob

by Noblol November 4, 2020