mytopia

A society built on ideas and actions that have negative effects into the future because of not thinking about the consequences (A combination of the words myopia and topia/dystopia)

The United States of America is a mytopia, here's some reasons why:
-New York
-War
-Government
-Polution
-(the list goes on)

mytopia by Bryan Brat September 11, 2005

Rectal Myopia 

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.

Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.

Rectal Myopia by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012

Myopia 

Short-sightedness (Myopic - suffering from Myopia)

A:Can you please give me a hand moving house this weekend?
B: Sorry, I can't, I suffer from Myopia.
A: Sorry to hear that. What is it?
B: I'm short-sighted. I can't see myself helping you.

Myopia by jaffabuster November 8, 2009

myopian 

An extreme homer that simply fails to see any faults. Usually used in sports but also useful in other situations. The myopians are forever optimistic, failing to see any faults regardless of what scandal may be taking place or how doomed a particular sitation my clearly be.

Fan 1: Barry Bonds is the bomb, he's the greatest there ever was in baseball..

Fan 2: Are you a myopian? He's a cheater

Fan 1: No man, he's going to lead San Fran to the promised land, Barry rules.

myopian by A Hacker September 1, 2006

mytopian 

Time or place, when or where, a person chooses to write a happy ending for their life.

The mytopian story follows the downward spiral of one individual, and their subsequent ascent, after deciding to construct a happy ending for their life.

mytopian by Hypatia-Kant April 4, 2018

expatriate myopia 

a form of blindness resulting from having travelled to a remote part of the planet, under very difficult conditions, only to realise that there's a tour group there. Expatriate myopia causes you to not see the tour bus, the group or any individual that may remotely come from where you're from. It's often accompanied by deafness. Usually contracted by backpackers...

Diane developed expatriate myopia in Bakit Lawang, having arrive there after a 23 hour bus trip, only to find that every room was taken by Australian Year 12 students on schoolies.

expatriate myopia by Normally Light Fingered February 3, 2010

Metopia 

1) Refers to elite social groups and their surroundings, specifically the wealthiest urban communities that are isolated from poverty and the lower-middle income class.
2) May be used to describe the frame of mind of individuals that think that as long as they are doing well financially, the rest of the world is doing well.

1) "She is on her way back to Metopia."
2) "Gail is oblivious to the economic crisis, because she is a Metopian."
3) "Dave has a Metopic perspective."

Metopia by Claimiklv October 28, 2010