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An extreme homer that simply fails to see any faults. Usually used in sports but also useful in other situations. The myopians are forever optimistic, failing to see any faults regardless of what scandal may be taking place or how doomed a particular sitation my clearly be.
Fan 1: Barry Bonds is the bomb, he's the greatest there ever was in baseball..

Fan 2: Are you a myopian? He's a cheater

Fan 1: No man, he's going to lead San Fran to the promised land, Barry rules.
myopian by A Hacker September 1, 2006
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A society built on ideas and actions that have negative effects into the future because of not thinking about the consequences (A combination of the words myopia and topia/dystopia)
The United States of America is a mytopia, here's some reasons why:
-New York
-War
-Government
-Polution
-(the list goes on)
mytopia by Bryan Brat September 11, 2005

Mytorian 

Mytorian is a loving caring person,someone who sometimes feels alone but is always there for someone in their time of need and one day someone will be there for him he jus needs to find the right person
Mytorian helped me through anything i wonder if he needs someone right now
Mytorian by Judyyyy May 5, 2020