myopian 

An extreme homer that simply fails to see any faults. Usually used in sports but also useful in other situations. The myopians are forever optimistic, failing to see any faults regardless of what scandal may be taking place or how doomed a particular sitation my clearly be.

Fan 1: Barry Bonds is the bomb, he's the greatest there ever was in baseball..

Fan 2: Are you a myopian? He's a cheater

Fan 1: No man, he's going to lead San Fran to the promised land, Barry rules.

myopian by A Hacker September 1, 2006

Rectal Myopia 

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.

Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.

Rectal Myopia by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012

Myopia 

Short-sightedness (Myopic - suffering from Myopia)

A:Can you please give me a hand moving house this weekend?
B: Sorry, I can't, I suffer from Myopia.
A: Sorry to hear that. What is it?
B: I'm short-sighted. I can't see myself helping you.

Myopia by jaffabuster November 8, 2009

mytopian 

Time or place, when or where, a person chooses to write a happy ending for their life.

The mytopian story follows the downward spiral of one individual, and their subsequent ascent, after deciding to construct a happy ending for their life.

mytopian by Hypatia-Kant April 4, 2018

expatriate myopia 

a form of blindness resulting from having travelled to a remote part of the planet, under very difficult conditions, only to realise that there's a tour group there. Expatriate myopia causes you to not see the tour bus, the group or any individual that may remotely come from where you're from. It's often accompanied by deafness. Usually contracted by backpackers...

Diane developed expatriate myopia in Bakit Lawang, having arrive there after a 23 hour bus trip, only to find that every room was taken by Australian Year 12 students on schoolies.

expatriate myopia by Normally Light Fingered February 3, 2010

myopia 

Short sighted (or maybe he just doesn't wanna see) friend of manji, ethiaa et al in teammerlin. Smokes too much weed.

Myo is coming round? Great! Bet he doesn't tho.

myopia by ethiaa October 14, 2003

Myopia 

Damage in eyes that, depending to the damage degree, difficults far or near visibility.

Do you have myopia?
Yes, and in degree 2.

Myopia by rbet May 6, 2023