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My maths and chill 

The act of masturbation while doing your homework.
Mom: Did you do your homework?
Joe: Sorry. I was doing My maths and chill
My maths and chill by Grammar_nazis January 31, 2017

my math is suck 

When you can't math, and you suck at math.
"Oh yeah guys, my math is suck"
my math is suck by ZythosFade November 20, 2016

My Math Game 

A way a child prodigy embarrasses a man in the mathematic subject.
Y’all are showing up my math game

One of my mates

Phrase used by a buddy telling a tale of something embarrassing that happened to "one of my mates" when clearly it happened to him.
One of my mates was getting off with this right ugly bird when......

One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....

One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...
One of my mates by dgh938peg July 9, 2010

My math teacher 

The hottest sexiest milf alive !!!!
Person: do you like anyone?
Me: my math teacher she is a mega milf

put in my math 

to put one's phone number/bbm in another persons phone
"There aint no telling what kinda things that I'm'a start to do
If I get wrapped up on your ass to fast
I can tell you feel the same cuz when I ask you laugh
So I'm'a leave it at that n hint n put in my math"

lloyd bank$
put in my math by lbca$h April 1, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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