Definitions by dgh938peg
Onion Jar
That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
Paedotache
-I'm thinking of growing a beard, haven't shaved for 3 days now
-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!
- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.
-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!
- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.
Paedotache by dgh938peg April 26, 2011
One of my mates
Phrase used by a buddy telling a tale of something embarrassing that happened to "one of my mates" when clearly it happened to him.
One of my mates was getting off with this right ugly bird when......
One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....
One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...
One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....
One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...
One of my mates by dgh938peg July 9, 2010
Splashmat
The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown