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Noun (singular): A dumb person, especially in reference to a woman, a bimbo.

A 'muts' in the Dutch language is a soft hat of any shape. Usually this refers to a beanie of some sort, but can include santa hats, the coonskin Davy Crockett, Soviet Cossacks ("The Loser") and even soft hats with a peak, ala "the Gavin DeGraw". There are many types of mutses.

However, muts is also used in the Dutch language as an insult after somebody does something dumb. (Possibly due to the fact that these types of hats can cover the eyes and ears). Muts is often preceeded by "dumb", as in "My word, you are a dumb muts."

Not to be mistaken for 'dumb mutt', although it shares a similar meaning. Muts is also a vague innuendo for the female genitalia, hence it being more commonly - but far from exclusively - used for females.
Miss South Carolina is such a dumb muts
Muts by The Weekly Gazelle December 13, 2010
Words you can keep
What the hell? He must be muts!
Muts by ddrj July 30, 2003
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Muts are Muslim nuts
Bruh that thot sucked on me muts last night
Muts by Yeed December 19, 2017
“Mentally Unstable Threat to Society” (MUTS)
A person who is associated with Trump, Trump Supporter(s) .
I don’t know how MUTS can be so blind to what’s really happening in the world.

MUTS out here acting a fool in front of all of Twitter fr

Watch out, there’s a lot of MUTS on Yikyak
MUTS by Mikey Litoris March 31, 2023
some good ass pussy that smells like fresh gorgonzola cheese on a spring night. makes me want to splatter my walls.
dam. requesha has some good ass mutsy. i busted in 14 seconds and splattered her dads ashes holder.
mutsy by eggyolk08 February 12, 2022
MUTSA is an african name for 'Mercy' short from Mutsawashe which means 'Merciful Lord'. Or just named Mutsa.
Mutsa's are sweet, sexy, beautiful, irresistible, have an amazing sense of humour, and always find themselves trapped with a lot of male attention.
Not the cleverest in books (book smart), but they are clever in some ways which makes it harder for them to come across so people understand them. They are surely the greatest performers in the bedroom, otherwise could be known as 'freaks'.
Mutsa's come across as having low confidence and not as brave, which is true, that is why Mutsa's like attention and compliments because without the attention they have very low confidence in themselves.
girlfriend: "Hey honey, what you doing?"
boyfriend: "Nothing just with the guys tonight"
*
boys' friend: "I don't know why you with her, she's no Mutsa"
boyfriend: "I know but i do like her, but i do sometimes wish she was a Mutsa, damnn they girls is sexy as hellll!"
boy's friend: "Init, like they got it all, head to toe, inside and out.... yea but your girl aint too bad i guess"
Mutsa by jellytott August 21, 2010

Mutsy the Bearslayer 

Mutsy is a man who is 100% Greek.
ME: Let's sacrifice 50 Greek virgins for Mutsy!

Mutsy the Bearslayer: They need not be virgins!
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