mutsh 

When your brain is mushy and you feel unsmart.

For example, when you keep spelling things wrong or lots of typos. Or, when you keep saying the wrong thing.

My brain is mutsh right now.

mutsh by ohmuvie August 10, 2022

mudshark sunglasses 

When a white girl (mudshark) dating a black man gets two black eyes that look like sunglasses.

Yo Tyrone! I see you gave yo ho a pair of mudshark sunglasses! Dat ho mussa been acking up!!

mudshark sunglasses by Jacoban Mugatu September 8, 2018

mushdash 

The facial hair found between the upper lip and nose of a toothless, homeless person.

Hey sweet cheeks, wanna mushdash ride? Only 10¢!

mushdash by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

Mudshit 

The act of defecating into a toilet bowl in a manner inexplicable through standard laws of physics. Upon executing a mudshit, at least 90% of the bowl are covered in faeces. Typically, the mudshit remains in the bowl for hours until it becomes unflushable, rendering the lavatory useless.

Unlike the upper decker, which can be considered a witty act of civil disobedience, a mudshit arises from blatant incapability of using a toilet combined with severe malnutrition.

"Dude, my housemate pulled another mudshit!"

"Don't cover the bowl with mudshits!"

Mudshit by thunderfromdownunder86 October 12, 2012

mushballface 

n. a person who is sometimes overly sentimental in the provision of affection and endearment towards their partner.

They may not always be that way, nor is it necessarily a bad thing (although it is unbearable to others if witnessed).

Philemon: You're just the tastiest, butteriest, nommiest biscuit in the whole wide world, aren't you?

Baucis: No, *you're* the tastiest, butteriest, nommiest biscuit in the whole wide world.

Philemon: Oh, we're such mushballfaces. /butterflykiss

Hermes: d'omg, you two are insufferable.

mushballface by a. fort December 18, 2011

METSheimers

A disease that afflicts only Mets fans. It is the only means of survival for many fans as it wipes their memory clean from the disastrous past season.

In order to Avoid mental anguish, a loyal fan of the NY Mets must employ METSheimers.

John: Hey, remember when the Mets lost 10-2 last year?
Mike: No i think my METSheimers kicked in.
John: Your so lucky, i haven't been diagnosed yet.

METSheimers by Jayzee123 September 30, 2012

Mush Mind

A symptom brought on the day after heavy drinking where one is not hungover yet they are unable to use their brain to think properly.

Symptoms could include stuttering, mumbling, and excessively long pauses when responding to a simple question

EX 1: Dude, Luis drank so much last night that he's got Mush Mind today.

EX 2: No one seems to be thinking straight today at work, must be Mush Mind Monday

Mush Mind by PEUGNET April 9, 2013