Musticate 

The accidental or purposeful chewing of ones own mustache.

I musticate every time I eat a sandwich

Musticate by Crew Jew September 9, 2011

mudicate 

the practice of becoming muddy

Oh no! I just mudicated myself

mudicate by the ZA December 5, 2010

masticating 

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

masticating by Stew September 17, 2004

murtilate 

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.

Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!

murtilate by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

mastacate 

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Musticles 

to have muscles in your nuts

John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles

Musticles by AssAids69 October 3, 2012