musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

Musterbate

(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.

"I musterbate about having to go to work to be able to pay my light bill."

by Che39 October 4, 2011

musterbate

(v.) To stimulate oneself or one's partner to the point of ejaculation of mustard.

Oh prease, it's time I musterbate in the bathroom, with the lotion

by TheLoudestFan March 4, 2009

Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

maskerbater

A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.

Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.

by MBWDT July 25, 2020

masterbatorium

A confined space used for masterbation. A masterbatorium will sometimes have pictures of naked bodies hanging on the walls for visual stimulation. Those little rooms in the porn store that you stick quarters in, those are masterbatoriums. A masterbatorium will generally smell of lotion or crusted semen. You get a feeling of filth when you walk into a masterbatorium.

The guy who lived below me had his room completely wallpapered with centerfolds of Playboy Playmates, this was obviosly a masterbatorium.

by Russ Buss April 8, 2006