mastibate

To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.

Derived from the seperate terms masticate and masturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.

by Cius May 8, 2005

mastibational

For something or some event to be an exceptionally amazing experience.

For an event or for some object to be "jizz worthy"

by Tailhair July 12, 2005