muself 

hillbilly terminology used when talking about yourself.

I hit muself on the thumb with a hammer

muself by Anonymous August 11, 2003

crazy for myself 

if it wasn't clear after listening to home, taehyung is crazy for himself

Crazy for myself
Jeo mun-eul yeolmyeon mwodeun da doel geoscheoleom
Machi museun bonttaeleul boyeojul geoscheoleom
Jib-eul naseossji
(i modeun sangsang-i da singilulo kkeutnaji anhgil)

Oh yeah I did it, me shine with flashin’ lights
Got lotta friends, gojeuneoghan nae gong-gan
Geulae gieoghae mwodeun da hal su iss-eul geosman gatdeon ttae
I saw the ocean yeah i mun-eul yeolgido jeon-e
Oh yeah

crazy for myself by joons arms September 8, 2019

i want to shoot myself 

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

i want to shoot myself by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014

you make me want to off myself 

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

you make me want to off myself by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016

all bi myself 

A bisexual person who is not in a relationship.

Apparently we're spoiled for choice, but here I am, I'm all bi myself.

all bi myself by Quenz August 14, 2016

I'll See Myself Out 

Something you say before leaving a room after making a really bad pun or joke that has everyone blankly staring at you.

"I was taught to never iron clovers. You don't want to press your luck."
.....
"I'll see myself out."

I'll See Myself Out by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2022

Yeet myself off a bridge

To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge

John: hey dude what u wanna do today?
Dude: I wanna yeet myself off a bridge
John: ok cool have fun

Yeet myself off a bridge by Yeet I’m dead April 21, 2019