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Myself: Sometimes confused (wrongly) with Missef, which isn't a real word. Those people look at Yissef and think they can put it in the first person.
I'm gonna go make meself some lunch
Meself by Ozymandias February 13, 2005
The only way Jake can refer to himself
Jake: “it’s just how I express meself”
Meself by Fuckedupconnected September 16, 2021

Peshed meself loofin 

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.
guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin
Word of the Day on May 12, 2023

Shat meself 

Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence
Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting

Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
Shat meself by cadenza-urb December 20, 2021

Peshed meself loofin 

When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.
True story:

I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?

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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.

crazy for myself 

if it wasn't clear after listening to home, taehyung is crazy for himself
Crazy for myself
Jeo mun-eul yeolmyeon mwodeun da doel geoscheoleom
Machi museun bonttaeleul boyeojul geoscheoleom
Jib-eul naseossji
(i modeun sangsang-i da singilulo kkeutnaji anhgil)

Oh yeah I did it, me shine with flashin’ lights
Got lotta friends, gojeuneoghan nae gong-gan
Geulae gieoghae mwodeun da hal su iss-eul geosman gatdeon ttae
I saw the ocean yeah i mun-eul yeolgido jeon-e
Oh yeah
crazy for myself by joons arms September 8, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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