Myself: Sometimes confused (wrongly) with Missef, which isn't a real word. Those people look at Yissef and think they can put it in the first person.
by Ozymandias February 13, 2005
Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence
Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
by cadenza-urb December 20, 2021
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