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Im alow mself 2 move on & so letn go & eventually he'll cm to realise tht he nds me mr tn I nd hm.
mself by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Melfa is used as a noun and a verb. pretty much the same way fuck is used

as a noun melfa means cuck, douchebag, motherfucker, scumbag, loser, fucktard,

or in common settings nonviolently like nigga

as a verb Melfa is used the same way fucked or fucked up is used .

it was first heard in Philadelphia during a July 2018 publicity rap battle and is used semiregularly around there since depending on where you hang .
yo that fucking melfa just hit my car and drove off

as a verb

bro , I melfaed that pussy so bad
melfa by phillyboiprophet December 6, 2020
Related Words
mself Myself melf melfie Melfi Meself melfa melfo Melfoner melford
Melfa is used as a noun and a verb. The same way fuck is used .

as a noun it means motherfucker , douche, scumbag ,fucktard , asshole etc.

as a verb it's used like saying thats "fucked up" or messed up or something really not normal or in order.

It was first heard in Philadelphia during a July 2018 publicity rap battle and has been used around the city semiregularly since .
yo , that melfa just hit my car and drove off

as a verb

man I melfaed that pussy up!
melfa by phillyboiprophet December 6, 2020
A mushroom selfie . A selfie taken with mushrooms.
I fell off a cliff trying to take a melfie.
Melfie by Myco_melfie_cutie January 27, 2018

crazy for myself 

if it wasn't clear after listening to home, taehyung is crazy for himself
Crazy for myself
Jeo mun-eul yeolmyeon mwodeun da doel geoscheoleom
Machi museun bonttaeleul boyeojul geoscheoleom
Jib-eul naseossji
(i modeun sangsang-i da singilulo kkeutnaji anhgil)

Oh yeah I did it, me shine with flashin’ lights
Got lotta friends, gojeuneoghan nae gong-gan
Geulae gieoghae mwodeun da hal su iss-eul geosman gatdeon ttae
I saw the ocean yeah i mun-eul yeolgido jeon-e
Oh yeah
crazy for myself by joons arms September 8, 2019

i want to shoot myself 

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.
"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

you make me want to off myself 

To want to kill one's self
You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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