murpul

A guy who is able to get everything done at his very own first try.

He had his first try at Long-jump, he just jumped 5 metres, What a Murpul.

murpul by Murphyboi September 26, 2017

The Murzulus Effect 

The Murzulus Effect

A scientific theory that indicates homo-sapiens acquire the competence and intelligence to telepathically communicate and cause two or more homo-sapiens to simultaneously activate their sensory system to go ahead and proceed with sending sensory signals to the phalanges which then will cause an imbalance in the forces, Newton's first law, if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force, the phalanges commence with acceleration, Newton's second law of motion, F = ma. Moreover, collision occurs when the phalanges make contact with an input device, all these actions occur due to a neurological telepathic communication between homo-sapiens that would bring them to the same place/state at the same time, unconsciously.

In simpler words, two or more people unconsciously start texting at the same time.

Person 1: *typing*
Person 2: *typing*
Person 1: wth man we were offline now we are online texting at the same time, is it a coincidence or is it "The Murzulus Effect"?

The Murzulus Effect by Murdery September 11, 2020

murple 

there is no definition of murple, it is what it is

In a sentence: I thought we was best friends, but you aint nothing but a big'ol murple!

Famous murples: Randy Jackson, Grimace(from McDonalds)

murple by DaveCHI10 November 1, 2008

Murple 

A word to express visible confusion and not giving an actual rats ass at the same time

Guy 1:Hey you want some bacon covered cookies and cream poptarts ?
Guy 2: murple

Murple by M3G4D0GG0 August 7, 2019

murple 

Fellow who is very knowledgeable on the subject of psychoactive substances. Becoming something of a celebrity among internet drug geeks.

I've been curious about kratom ever since I read Murple's paper on erowid.

murple by Iacob September 4, 2008

Murples 

Climbing holes on a bouldering wall

"Foil Arms and Hog donated a set of murples to this climbing gym"

"you could climb up a tree, if it had murples"

Murples by Nice Cup of Tea and a Biscuit January 24, 2021

Murkulate 

To murk or get murked on

Im a Murkulate on yo ass

Murkulate by andf,mn August 6, 2008