Murkulation 

Murkulation is the act or art of performing a "murkle". It is very similar to Trolling, but does not necessarily need to be on the Internet.

Acting like a total cock, because you know that everyone else around you is a total cock. It's a form of revenge, just more entertaining.

The assailant, more commonly known as the "murkler", will persistently and repetitively lay an abundance of rude/offensive/waste comments upon one victim.

The idea is to be as insulting as possible to a wasteman or wastegash.

Dude, check out this harsh level of murkulation laid on this wanker.

Murkulation by T-Frink November 17, 2011

Morbulation 

When you are so fried that you cannot move your body but the inside of you feels like it’s moving…like marbles.

Bro I took 10 blinkers, I am experiencing high levels of morbulation.

Morbulation by Morbulation January 16, 2022

Premature mickulation 

When you jump the gun and try to act the hero. Seeing an opportunity to get some praise without realising what's going on.

That guy thought he was saving the day because he has been going to the gym but turns out nobody needed saving. Sounds like he suffered premature mickulation

Premature mickulation by Crazysteve April 9, 2017

murmuration 

1. A magnificent convocation of starlings. 2. The lingering feeling that one or more people now gone are still present; like a reverberant echo; related to deja vu.

Dude, that was intense—still feeling the murmuration—I can't believe the show is over and the stage is empty!

murmuration by Emma1765 June 3, 2017

Premature mickulation 

Whenever you jump the gun and try to be a hero for anything going and make a dogs dinner of it.

Guy 1. Is this wrong?

Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.

Guy 1 ok but it's fine though

Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already

Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation

Premature mickulation by Crazysteve April 5, 2017

Murkilation 

A refined term for the act or process of murking

Let me sit you bitches down and instruct you ont he fine art of murkilation

Murkilation by Foolash October 6, 2008

merculations 

Foul movement in the stomach.

“Wow, this donut is really causing some massive merculations in my stomach, ya know”

merculations by airbongos442 August 20, 2019