MurpleCow 

MurpleCow is a friend. A great one, at that. You enjoy speaking to him and spending time with him. He is overall just a kind, amazing, reliable dude, and will always be down to talk to you. He'll guide you through a rough patch in your life and show you the positive side of things. He's very handsome, too, and rocks those thigh highs. Truly a king, MurpleCow is, and you'll never regret meeting him once you do.

Person 1: Damn, (Person 2), you're such a MurpleCow. You're always there.
Person 2: Awwww, thanks (Person 1) :)

MurpleCow by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021

purplecow.cos 

An amazing cosplayer on tiktok who recently hit 1k followers! They started coaplaying on July 15th 2020, and have improved a lot!

Isn't @purplecow.cos an amazing cosplayer?

purplecow.cos by ilikedirtandmudandrocks March 16, 2021

Purplecow 

A variant of the "blue waffle" STD. Looks like a purple cow's nose. Smells horrific.

Dude, my girlfriend just told me she has a nasty case of purplecow. What should I do?

Purplecow by Twiggah July 22, 2011

Murdlecomdoobie 

The act of doobie-ing a murdle with a com.

Hey, Fred..Did you see that Murdlecomdoobie?

Murdlecomdoobie by NAing May 20, 2008

mucklecow 

cult type shit of cows mooing in the presence of molly ann mucklow

me: “hey are you a mucklecow?”
izzie: “ofc i am i join that cult type jawn a week ago for some spiritual shit!”

mucklecow by gabby’s blessings December 5, 2022