MurpleCow

MurpleCow is a friend. A great one, at that. You enjoy speaking to him and spending time with him. He is overall just a kind, amazing, reliable dude, and will always be down to talk to you. He'll guide you through a rough patch in your life and show you the positive side of things. He's very handsome, too, and rocks those thigh highs. Truly a king, MurpleCow is, and you'll never regret meeting him once you do.

Person 1: Damn, (Person 2), you're such a MurpleCow. You're always there.
Person 2: Awwww, thanks (Person 1) :)

MurpleCow by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021

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purplecow.cos

An amazing cosplayer on tiktok who recently hit 1k followers! They started coaplaying on July 15th 2020, and have improved a lot!

Isn't @purplecow.cos an amazing cosplayer?

purplecow.cos by ilikedirtandmudandrocks March 16, 2021

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Purplecow

A variant of the "blue waffle" STD. Looks like a purple cow's nose. Smells horrific.

Dude, my girlfriend just told me she has a nasty case of purplecow. What should I do?

Purplecow by Twiggah July 22, 2011

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Murdlecomdoobie

The act of doobie-ing a murdle with a com.

Hey, Fred..Did you see that Murdlecomdoobie?

Murdlecomdoobie by NAing May 20, 2008

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mucklecow

cult type shit of cows mooing in the presence of molly ann mucklow

me: “hey are you a mucklecow?”
izzie: “ofc i am i join that cult type jawn a week ago for some spiritual shit!”

mucklecow by gabby’s blessings December 5, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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