Murple

A word to express visible confusion and not giving an actual rats ass at the same time

Guy 1:Hey you want some bacon covered cookies and cream poptarts ?
Guy 2: murple

by M3G4D0GG0 August 7, 2019

Murple

When you throw up a little in your mouth but then swallow it.

I think I'm going to murple

by Liddy smile October 4, 2015

Murple

Murple is the word that mixes purple and maroon which is used to describe a colour.

Hey lets go buy a Murple dress for the Murple themed wedding.

by Dumbass person on the internet January 27, 2019

Murple

The colour your cock goes when you masturbate too furiously.

Man, I found some great porn last night and masturbated so hard my dick ended up murple!

by LDDizzle September 15, 2017

Murple

a bloody queif. In other words; a pussy-fart accompanied by bloody material.

"When Paxton "murpled"...damn that bitch stained the mutherfuckin upolstery in my jeep.

by i kill you now January 22, 2009

Murple

A very, very dark skinned African American person who looks more than dark purple. More + purple = murple.

Bro, you see that guy? He was so dark he was murple!

by Miss Senseless March 22, 2019

Murple

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater

"Man that stinks! That guy just let out a nasty murple."

by Krick Crammin April 13, 2008