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murphysexual
(From Dear Evan Hansen) A sexual or romantic attraction to both Connor and Zoe Murphy, something resulting into not knowing whom you have stronger affections
this may also be recognized as Bisexuality
this may also be recognized as Bisexuality
Evan found himself questioning his sexuality when not only was he in love with Zoe Murphy but felt somewhat attracted to her older brother, Connor. he found out that he was Murphysexual
murphysexual by PriaSama June 14, 2017
Related Words
murphis • Murphism • Murphys • murphied • Murphing • Murphin • Murphionic • murphysexual • murchison • murphic
Murphysexual
/mer-fie-sek-SH-(oo)el/
adjective
1. A sexual or romantic attraction to both Connor and Zoe Murphy, from the award-winning broadway musical "Dear Evan Hansen". Something resulting into not knowing whom you have stronger affections.
Synonyms: Bisexual
Antonyms: HeteroMcGee, Homosexual
adjective
1. A sexual or romantic attraction to both Connor and Zoe Murphy, from the award-winning broadway musical "Dear Evan Hansen". Something resulting into not knowing whom you have stronger affections.
Synonyms: Bisexual
Antonyms: HeteroMcGee, Homosexual
Murphysexual by thatonebroadwayphan June 15, 2017
Murphys Law
1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Brodie: OMG! My bum hurts so much!
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn
Murphys Law by JakSak October 19, 2010
peter murphys mugshot
Take a fish
And a potato
Hold the fish
And the potato
In your hand
In your hand
Put the potato
In the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up
Smash it up
And a potato
Hold the fish
And the potato
In your hand
In your hand
Put the potato
In the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up
Smash it up
peter murphys mugshot by yovishi June 2, 2021
dropkick murphys
One of the best feel good, hard core, sing with your arms around one another, rock out, drinking, fighting, irish, scottish, all time best punk bands EVER!!!! Dropkick Murphy's rule FOREVOR!!!!!!
Inspired me truly you did from the start to not be afraid and to follow my heart, there's a piece of you with me they can't tear apart, FOREVOR!!!!!
dropkick murphys by Layna February 11, 2004
murphied
This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...
The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.
The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.
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