Murphys 

Murphys Irish Stout. Chewey and rich. Damn good beer!!!

I picked up a couple Murpheys pints for tonite.

Murphys by Pahylah September 6, 2005

Murphys 

Slang for breast or nipples.

- "Murphys"? That's a proper.
- It's a regular word.
- Murphys?
- It's slang.
- Slang for what?
Do you know this word?
- Yeah, it's the...Tune in, Tokyo
/Extract from the Tv Show "Ally McBeal"\

Murphys by Aurélie February 14, 2008

Murphys Law 

1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference

Brodie: OMG! My bum hurts so much!
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn

Murphys Law by JakSak October 19, 2010

murphys law 

named after a mythical irishman, usually means "if anything can go wrong-it will". FATE

I thought i could get away with killing my wife,but murphys law got me!

murphys law by charles r. mckinney June 27, 2006

Murphys gay law 

A term used to describe a time when you are having or have had a lot of bad luck or problems that are really messing your life up. When you feel like you have had more than your share of bad luck.

Joe: I just rolled my car so I wont be at the party tonight!
Greg: Man you are really having some bad luck! Didnt you just tell me you cut your arm off yesterday?!
Joe: Ya that right! Its Murphys gay law!

Murphys gay law by txfarmboy May 10, 2011

peter murphys mugshot 

Take a fish
And a potato
Hold the fish
And the potato
In your hand
In your hand

Put the potato
In the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up
Smash it up

i am going to eat peter murphys mugshot

peter murphys mugshot by yovishi June 2, 2021

dropkick murphys 

One of the best feel good, hard core, sing with your arms around one another, rock out, drinking, fighting, irish, scottish, all time best punk bands EVER!!!! Dropkick Murphy's rule FOREVOR!!!!!!

Inspired me truly you did from the start to not be afraid and to follow my heart, there's a piece of you with me they can't tear apart, FOREVOR!!!!!

dropkick murphys by Layna February 11, 2004