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marmite motorway

bum hole
if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead
marmite motorway by D. Hine October 13, 2003

marmite superhighway

Quite simply, the 'anus' or 'butt hole'
Hi love. Fancy popping round tonight? I wanna take you up the marmite superhighway.

marmite addict


a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix
I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

marmite addict by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

Marmite bullethole 

A slang term for the anus.
I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.
Marmite bullethole by Original Steve September 30, 2007

Schrodinger's Marmite 

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship
Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"

Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus
"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"
Marmite Miner by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006
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