mermit

Not a hermit exactly, a lonely chav in exile

'ere, look at that mermit over there, he's not in our chav gang!'

mermit by 1uk3 July 31, 2006

Mermit

A mermaid that is neither male or female. Its pronoun is they/them.

Man 1: Dude I thought we were gonna smash but they did not identify as a mermaid or even a merman.
Man 2: Damn those mermits.

Mermit by allthenamesaretakenistaken May 26, 2017

Meritxell 

One of the prettiest girls you’ll meet she’s so sweet and cares so much about all her friends she may be shy at first but once you get to know her she’s really funny and she’s also really good at basketball she may be nice but don’t ever get slick with her she’ll fight back she ain’t afraid to defend herself or her friends so don’t test her she’s so fun to be around and will always be there for you when you down get yourself a friend like Meritxell.

Girl 1- Is that Meritxell?
Girl 2- yea she’s so gorgeous and sweet

Meritxell by Isabellaaaaaa July 30, 2019

mermate

Mermaids that carry the passport of any country within the United Kingdom.

Hey Claire, what do you call a mermaid from the UK?
A mermate, mate.

mermate by louafsique June 29, 2020

marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

marmite motorway by D. Hine October 13, 2003

marmite superhighway

Quite simply, the 'anus' or 'butt hole'

Hi love. Fancy popping round tonight? I wanna take you up the marmite superhighway.

marmite superhighway by ShittierJokes November 1, 2017

Merritt's Law

An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.

You started using memes instead of words so, according to Merritt's Law, you lost!

Merritt's Law by publicdefender November 17, 2016