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The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus
"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"
by Badlydrawnduck October 22, 2006
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someone who would partake in anal intercourse with other men, "mining for marmite" with their penis
john loves to take it up the ass, he's a marmite miner
by hacksore March 19, 2003
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a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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A member of the same sex that puts from the rough.
Marc was a MarmiteMiner that frequently tried to enter the ass off many pigs
by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003
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One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.
RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty
by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003
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Used to describe people having anal sex. After sex, The man pulls out his penis, and, if he has shit on it, he is called a "Marmite Miner". Can be shortened to "MM".(Double M)

Marmite Mining: You either love it or you hate it!

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"Person 1 puts dick in Persons 2 anal. Then pulls it back out."
Person 2: God, been Marmite mining again have we?
person 1: Wash your arse next time! I hate to be a Marmite Miner.
by DJ Daz and Siliconwolf September 24, 2006
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Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.
Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.
by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019
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