Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.

Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019

Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

by OMK Fatomanu March 23, 2003

Marmite Miner

Used to describe people having anal sex. After sex, The man pulls out his penis, and, if he has shit on it, he is called a "Marmite Miner". Can be shortened to "MM".(Double M)

Marmite Mining: You either love it or you hate it!

Sorry for the rudeness of this post.

"Person 1 puts dick in Persons 2 anal. Then pulls it back out."
Person 2: God, been Marmite mining again have we?
person 1: Wash your arse next time! I hate to be a Marmite Miner.

by DJ Daz and Siliconwolf September 24, 2006

marmite miner

someone who would partake in anal intercourse with other men, "mining for marmite" with their penis

john loves to take it up the ass, he's a marmite miner

by hacksore March 19, 2003

Marmite miner

similar to these words. turd burgalar beef smokerass pirate queer bummer ass bandit

A sexual reference to anal sex and those who practice it.

Guy 1:That guy is definately straight.
Guy2: no he is marmite miner for sure.

by Aaron Bostrom February 7, 2007