instead of shit say poo
like bull-poo, poo head, or this poo is cold
a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.
Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!
the tiny little hole on the end of your penis in which you pee out of
if you don't shut up, i'm gonna stick this cocktail stick right down your japseye!
if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead
to be gagging for cock in mouth, or to be rammed from behind with a nice stiff cock
miss west was so cock hungry, she ran into assembly, pulled down a year 7 students cacks, and shoved their cock right up her jacksie!
the fluid that oozes from a cat if you squeeze it hard enough
You thought this was going to be dirty, didn't you! Sick bastard.
when ur taking the girl up the stinker, and u cum in her ass & she farts! voila! u have but flem