muppé

See also muppet
Pronounced 'moo-pay'. This is a less threatening version of the above word and may be used in jest to a close friend after blanking them.

a) Eyah, as if
- 2 Second Pause -
a) muppé

by Dan Richardson September 16, 2005

Crotch muppet

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Muppet Neck

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Muppin

Muppin is a universal word that means absolutely nothing but in turn means absolutely everything. It is generally used to describe anything and everything you choose to see fit. Commonly used to replace foul language in front of children and to confuse most grown adults. It can be used as an adjective and a noun. It is known in many circles as one of the funniest words to say. It can also be used to replace other words as well.

What the muppin is going on here.
I had court today and it was straight Muppins.
She was all muppin at dinner so we didn't really have a good time.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin October 3, 2020

Gutter Muppet

A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.

This girl Britany, is such a gutter muppet.

by The King of Swing001254 February 20, 2017

Muppetesque

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

by K-Murda March 11, 2013

Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010