Muppetesque

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

by K-Murda March 11, 2013

Muppetese

Speaking so excitedly no human can understand what you are saying, usually causing nearby dogs to whimper in pain.

When I told her she was fat on the inside, she started talking in Muppetese. Like I understand that shit.

I don't speak Muppetese.

by Tony Danza Badass Mafia Poop July 16, 2010