muppets

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.

"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."

by PRAEst76 February 11, 2005

muppets

It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.

It's not easy being green!

by Ducky August 17, 2005

muppets

Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.

Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.

by Stompbox May 04, 2004

Muppet

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet

by Lloyd (Stallion) Salas November 15, 2002

Muppetting

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

Muppet

A right useless fuckwit.

Fuck off Tony Abbott, you muppet

by touchmywang October 29, 2014

Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.

by stillrecovering August 29, 2018