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(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.
I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.
by Edward Lindemunder November 29, 2005
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When you put your hand so far up a girl's vagina (or boy's rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.
Holy shit that girl is so hot. I would spend all day Muppeting the SHIT out of her.
by Bear von Erck April 21, 2011
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Verb. When you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice "helllooooooo."
"When I was muppeting her, I said "HELLLOOOOO, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!"
by MagsG June 16, 2013
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Sticking ones hand up anothers anus, as if putting a puppet on your hand, then proceeding to move hand in speaking motion while listening to partner scream like a muppet.
Sam was muppeting two girls last night like a puppet master, how he do that.
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by spoofcake September 17, 2017
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