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mumpet
mumpet by Trombonest June 28, 2009
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mumpet • Muppet • muppeting • muppetry • mumpty • Muppet baby • muppetfucker • muppet necking • muppethead • mumped
Crotch muppet
Crotch muppet by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019
Muppet Neck
You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
Muppet Neck by ajrodz February 13, 2015
Gutter Muppet
A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.
Gutter Muppet by The King of Swing001254 February 20, 2017
Mumbet
Mumbet is a philosophical and social construct first theorized in the Austrian capital of Vienna at the beginning of the 20th century, by world renowned theologian Mörtz Spesh.
Mumbet is a state of mind; a completeness of the soul. Once one has unlocked and can manipulate their inner Mumbet they transcend into a Mumbeteer.
A person with no Mumbet or unaware of their Mumbet is a "Marcello".
Mumbet is a state of mind; a completeness of the soul. Once one has unlocked and can manipulate their inner Mumbet they transcend into a Mumbeteer.
A person with no Mumbet or unaware of their Mumbet is a "Marcello".
1) IS THAT A MUMBET?!
2) Give her the Mumbet.
3) “People are having a nice time here. You can drink baileys from a glass but you can’t drink it from a shoe”
4) Have you got a license to carry that Mumbet.
2) Give her the Mumbet.
3) “People are having a nice time here. You can drink baileys from a glass but you can’t drink it from a shoe”
4) Have you got a license to carry that Mumbet.
Mumbet by MörtzSpesh November 10, 2019
Muppetesque
Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.
Muppetesque by K-Murda March 11, 2013
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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