strumpet

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.

It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.

by Lorelili December 30, 2006

strumpet

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.

"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"

by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004

strumpet

An extremely whorish girl

I'm going to the game to watch the strumpets. What? You know, the cheerleaders.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

strumpet

lady of the streets, prostitute, hooker, harlot, call girl

stop sleeping with a strumpet fo I hit u

by Charles DUB April 13, 2006

strumpet

a woman who unabashedly enjoys sexuality - both her own and that of others. She feels no shame about lust or enjoying her body to its fullest potential. She is a treasure.

Hannah is not offended by my lust for her; she is such a dear strumpet.

by wouldaben December 19, 2010

strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 26, 2003

strumpet

Another name for a streetwalker or prostitute.

I met a strumpet named Haden last night on the corner of allens lane.

by Grancy January 18, 2012