mumms 

It's when the chick is hot, but you question her hygiene!! You dont want her rubbing her dirty dick beaters on your junk. Instead you allow her to cup her hands and play catcher for your load of man milk. When you finish, you tell her to wash up and get the fuck out.

Chuck, she was so smelly, I could only let her do the mumms. Tell your sister to take a bath!

mumms by Uncle Kurtie June 22, 2007

mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

bog mummy 

Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.

Did you see Kevin last night? He hooked up with that bog mummy at the beach last night.

bog mummy by sadeeki85 June 2, 2014

Mumma Lashy 

Mumma Lashy (Mamma beater)

A Jamaican children's game where one child plays the role of an angry mother or granny trying to catch and spank the other children whose role is to escape and avoid getting lashed.

(Offensive) refers to a woman/effeminate man that complains a lot, like a typical angry granny would.

Possible Origin- A women's name Lashy: A female that complains/argues a lot

Also Lash: A wip used to spank a person

Mumma Lashy a-coming and we're not running fast enough.

Babes, Lately, you've become a mumma Lashy. I swear yo!

Mumma Lashy by Tropical Rythms August 2, 2020

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.

Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

Cheese Mummies by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017

Cummy mummy 

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips

Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"

Cummy mummy by Cactus wank August 11, 2016

ya mums skin 

This word does not need a definition. It doesn't make sense, it's just funny. USe it in any situation (E.g. uncomfortable, awkward, happy, sad, excited, etc.)

Mate 1: "What should I wear today?"
Mate 2: "Ya mums skin"

ya mums skin by yamumsskin March 5, 2020