Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.

Did you see Kevin last night? He hooked up with that bog mummy at the beach last night.

bog mummy by sadeeki85 June 2, 2014

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Mumma Lashy

Mumma Lashy (Mamma beater)

A Jamaican children's game where one child plays the role of an angry mother or granny trying to catch and spank the other children whose role is to escape and avoid getting lashed.

(Offensive) refers to a woman/effeminate man that complains a lot, like a typical angry granny would.

Possible Origin- A women's name Lashy: A female that complains/argues a lot

Also Lash: A wip used to spank a person

Mumma Lashy a-coming and we're not running fast enough.

Babes, Lately, you've become a mumma Lashy. I swear yo!

Mumma Lashy by Tropical Rythms August 2, 2020

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Cummy mummy

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips

Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"

Cummy mummy by Cactus wank August 11, 2016

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mummy battle

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

mummy battle by mantion May 26, 2010

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