A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.
random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.

random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.
by people's champ01 October 1, 2011
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A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.
Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.
by Leokills January 19, 2006
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Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders
by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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1.Military rank

2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4.
Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.
My friend is in the army and is Colonel.

Colonel is weak against Frost Tower.

Colonel and Iris are brother and sister, and
by Bari April 30, 2006
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a short stalky man that is balding with comb over, stutters and says um constantly, very strict and continues to create problems with the cadets. talks for hours on end and bores the students to sleep, treats the kids like they have not a clue in the world about whats going on and how they could do anything in the world to change a thing...
he's being a colonel today.
by dont tell my secret July 26, 2008
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The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.
Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.
by magnumPI January 3, 2010
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Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.
"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."
by Void Of Hope April 10, 2010
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