multimasker

Someone who filters science through politics or their favorite media. Very judgmental, depending on your number of mask. Tend to lack independent thought due mask supplementation. Are also very obnoxious toward those who want to be left alone. Cannot discern science or aggregates for themselves, but often say "believe the science" . Most likely to wear mask while driving alone or in shower.

While jogging this multitasker CAME TOWARDS me to yell at me that I need to where my mask while drinking water.

I tried to explain covid statistics to this multimasker, but they told me to "shut up" and wished my family would die.

by Captain Condom February 7, 2021

multitasker

A person who deals with more than one task at the same time.

John is reading a book as well as cooking food for his son and cleaning the refrigerator. he is a multitasker.

by shraddha_queen October 21, 2015

Multitaskurbation

Doing multiple other things while masturbating.

It's multitaskurbation - eating beef jerky, talking on the phone and masturbating. Damn productive.

by L0RD_V01D January 7, 2010

multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.

Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking

by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

Multimaster

Master of Life.

I am a multimaster.

by Jon Abersold September 11, 2011

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

by weave July 11, 2003

multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.

Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.

by BoneHammer February 23, 2014