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Multitaskurbating 

This is when you are masturbating while doing something else (watching porn does not count as a separate task)...
"Yeah, the other day I was Multitaskurbating while watching The Daily Show..."
Multitaskurbating by jablestits September 21, 2011

Multitaskerbating 

Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.
I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.
Multitaskerbating by Morone October 6, 2010

Multitaskurbating 

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.
I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news
Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022

Multitasturbating 

Verb, to accomplish other tasks while also pleasuring yourself, or obtaining new skills through masturbation.
Wow man, you're really good at drawing boobs, all that multitasturbating is paying off.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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