3 definitions by Captain Condom
Some one who is terrified of a virus that in Dec 2020 had a 99.4% recovery rate according to the CDC. They believe a cloth mask is designed to save them and anyone who doesn't wants to "kill grandma". Do not attempt to explain the size of a virus to them. What sets them apart from the average person who takes suggested reasonable measures is that they are more concerned with compliance and control than they are for an individual's safety. They receive their "scientific data" from talking news head sources and politicians. They prefer fear and are opposed to deciphering raw pandemic data for themselves. They are outstanding at mental gymnastics. Do not try to compete with them. They don't see the issue of standing 6ft away from some one in an airport with a mask yet its okay to sit like sardines stuffed in a can for hours on a crowded airplane. They don't know the difference between a law and a mandate. They support enhance enforcement over reason and circumstance. They do not correlate that the mask is to prevent the spread, not protect them them. Covidiots tend to fall in the NPC category.
TL;DR Fear mongers who can't discern science from propaganda
TL;DR Fear mongers who can't discern science from propaganda
-Look at that covidiot driving with a mask on.
-I was jogging by myself this morning and this covidiot yelled at me for not wearing a mask from across the street.
-Isn't that the same covidiot that was at the election celebration w/o a mask telling people to wear a mask in your home?
COP: "PUT YOUR MASK ON NOW SIR!"
Guy: "But I'm by myself in the park with my child."
COP: "DO IT NOW!" Hand on gun
Guy: "Fine I will."
COP: "STOP RESISTING!"
Karen: From window down the street "That's what he deserves."
-I was jogging by myself this morning and this covidiot yelled at me for not wearing a mask from across the street.
-Isn't that the same covidiot that was at the election celebration w/o a mask telling people to wear a mask in your home?
COP: "PUT YOUR MASK ON NOW SIR!"
Guy: "But I'm by myself in the park with my child."
COP: "DO IT NOW!" Hand on gun
Guy: "Fine I will."
COP: "STOP RESISTING!"
Karen: From window down the street "That's what he deserves."
by Captain Condom January 28, 2021
Someone who filters science through politics or their favorite media. Very judgmental, depending on your number of mask. Tend to lack independent thought due mask supplementation. Are also very obnoxious toward those who want to be left alone. Cannot discern science or aggregates for themselves, but often say "believe the science" . Most likely to wear mask while driving alone or in shower.
While jogging this multitasker CAME TOWARDS me to yell at me that I need to where my mask while drinking water.
I tried to explain covid statistics to this multimasker, but they told me to "shut up" and wished my family would die.
I tried to explain covid statistics to this multimasker, but they told me to "shut up" and wished my family would die.
by Captain Condom February 8, 2021
by Captain Condom December 12, 2003