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Multitaskurbating 

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The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.
I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news
Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022

Multitaskurbation 

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Doing multiple other things while masturbating.
It's multitaskurbation - eating beef jerky, talking on the phone and masturbating. Damn productive.
Multitaskurbation by L0RD_V01D January 7, 2010

multitaskabating 

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Multitasking while masturbating.

To do other things while masturbating.

Unlike procrasturbating, you are being productive while masturbating.
"I worked really hard when I was multitaskabating."

"When I was multitaskabating last night, not only did I get off, I also got to watch Tosh.0 and file my taxes."

"With multitaskabating, I can keep up with my other day to day things!"

Mom- "Son, what are you dong in there?"
Son- "Multitaskabating! Almost finished!"
Mom- "Okay! Hurry up, dinner is getting cold! Don't forget to wash up before you come down!"
Son- "Believe me Mom, I won't forget!"
multitaskabating by Trish Da Dish November 16, 2010

Multitaskerbating 

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Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.
I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.
Multitaskerbating by Morone October 6, 2010

Multitasturbating 

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Verb, to accomplish other tasks while also pleasuring yourself, or obtaining new skills through masturbation.
Wow man, you're really good at drawing boobs, all that multitasturbating is paying off.
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