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Multitaskurbating 

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.
I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news
Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022

Multitaskurbation 

It's multitaskurbation - eating beef jerky, talking on the phone and masturbating. Damn productive.
Multitaskurbation by L0RD_V01D January 7, 2010

multitaskabating 

Multitasking while masturbating.

To do other things while masturbating.

Unlike procrasturbating, you are being productive while masturbating.
"I worked really hard when I was multitaskabating."

"When I was multitaskabating last night, not only did I get off, I also got to watch Tosh.0 and file my taxes."

"With multitaskabating, I can keep up with my other day to day things!"

Mom- "Son, what are you dong in there?"
Son- "Multitaskabating! Almost finished!"
Mom- "Okay! Hurry up, dinner is getting cold! Don't forget to wash up before you come down!"
Son- "Believe me Mom, I won't forget!"
multitaskabating by Trish Da Dish November 16, 2010

Multitaskerbating 

Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.
I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.
Multitaskerbating by Morone October 6, 2010

Multitasturbating 

Verb, to accomplish other tasks while also pleasuring yourself, or obtaining new skills through masturbation.
Wow man, you're really good at drawing boobs, all that multitasturbating is paying off.