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When some one has a crazy good nap or aka (power nap) occasionally lasting over a hour long. Mufken naps are the best naps, they are the naps that u wake up and instantly want to do Gradge karate!

Think u just took a Mufken nap?

Did it last over a hour ?

Was the nap on a friday?

Was the nap on a couch?

Did u have thoughts u did meth last night?

If all answered yes then u just took a mufken nap!
Dude i just took a mufken nap!
mufken by krazyzaza December 4, 2009
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A german term for acting up. It can also be used for indicating that someone is trying to fight.
Jack:The fuck you looking at
Lukas:Hör Mal auf zu mucken (stop acting up)
mucken by Germanpunk October 26, 2020
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mufken • murkenary • musken • Mufkin • mucken • Muckenfuss • Mufen • Muffens • mufkn • Muflen

murkenary 

One who is en expert at murking.
That bastard murked me again. He's such a murkenary.
murkenary by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008

skirt-murken 

1. To drop dimes on punk ass bitches/ho's.
2. To kill someone.
3. kill someone with extreme domination.
Russel skirt-murked a bitch for jackin his weed.
Chuck was skirt-murken ho's on Call of Duty 4.
skirt-murken by Irbster February 4, 2008
The words mother fucking spoken quickly, or in ebonics.
Lookit all yo damn gold, ya mufkin rich pimp!
Mufkin by Kurtangel November 28, 2006
Sexual Orientation in which the individual is attracted to anyone and anything as long as it is nice to them.
"Sam, would you rather bang Steven or Sally?"
"I would bang Sally because she is nice to me."
"Oh, I did not know that you were musken."
musken by boagmoats September 21, 2018
A muflen is a domesticated mouflon used to complete household chores such as eating the lawn and licking the dishes
My muflen Jože licks my plates clean everyday.
Muflen by velocifaptor43 October 22, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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