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When some one has a crazy good nap or aka (power nap) occasionally lasting over a hour long. Mufken naps are the best naps, they are the naps that u wake up and instantly want to do Gradge karate!

Think u just took a Mufken nap?

Did it last over a hour ?

Was the nap on a friday?

Was the nap on a couch?

Did u have thoughts u did meth last night?

If all answered yes then u just took a mufken nap!
Dude i just took a mufken nap!
mufken by krazyzaza December 4, 2009
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A german term for acting up. It can also be used for indicating that someone is trying to fight.
Jack:The fuck you looking at
Lukas:Hör Mal auf zu mucken (stop acting up)
mucken by Germanpunk October 26, 2020
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mufken • murkenary • musken • Mufkin • mucken • Muckenfuss • Mufen • Muffens • mufkn • Muflen

murkenary 

One who is en expert at murking.
That bastard murked me again. He's such a murkenary.
murkenary by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008

skirt-murken 

1. To drop dimes on punk ass bitches/ho's.
2. To kill someone.
3. kill someone with extreme domination.
Russel skirt-murked a bitch for jackin his weed.
Chuck was skirt-murken ho's on Call of Duty 4.
skirt-murken by Irbster February 4, 2008
The words mother fucking spoken quickly, or in ebonics.
Lookit all yo damn gold, ya mufkin rich pimp!
Mufkin by Kurtangel November 28, 2006
Sexual Orientation in which the individual is attracted to anyone and anything as long as it is nice to them.
"Sam, would you rather bang Steven or Sally?"
"I would bang Sally because she is nice to me."
"Oh, I did not know that you were musken."
musken by boagmoats September 21, 2018
A muflen is a domesticated mouflon used to complete household chores such as eating the lawn and licking the dishes
My muflen Jože licks my plates clean everyday.
Muflen by velocifaptor43 October 22, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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