Mufkin

The words mother fucking spoken quickly, or in ebonics.

Lookit all yo damn gold, ya mufkin rich pimp!

by Kurtangel November 28, 2006

Mufkin

A shortened version for saying mother fuckin.

Bobby won't stay the hell out of my mufkin fridge.

by yomommadntknowme September 28, 2012

flumpy mufkin

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.

Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!

by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

muffinhead

An insult almost exclusively used by BadBoyHalo.

Dream: kills BBH
BadBoyHalo: YOU MUFFINHEAD!!!!!
Sapnap: *laughter*

by StandUserLeon September 25, 2020

Wagga muffin

Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.

example:

Aye is a wagga muffin.

Aye is a wagga muffin

by swaggyprincess96 April 4, 2015