murkenary 

One who is en expert at murking.

That bastard murked me again. He's such a murkenary.

murkenary by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008

murkenary 

uberwanker, the motherwanker of all wankers, dedicates his life to the art of wanking

'my dick is sore :('
'yeah well, you asked for it murkenary !'

murkenary by Caleb April 3, 2003

murkenary 

see also wordbuttweasel/word

murkenary by haedesch April 6, 2003

armchair mercenary 

an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.

Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?

armchair mercenary by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009

mursenary 

a male nurse (murse), professionally providing care for the sick and infirm, without regards to prestige and/or shame from society.

Don't mess with that guy. His line of work is mursenary!

mursenary by Scotech December 27, 2011

mercenary 

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

mercenary by AYB February 23, 2003

Mercenary 

A 'mercenary' is a person who takes part in an armed conflict, who is not a national or a party to the conflict and is motivated to take part in the hostilities by the desire for private gain. The term 'mercenary' is also used to describe the army itself.

He hired an army of mercenaries to fight the battle for him, paying them money.
The mercenary only wanted the money for what he had done.

Mercenary by Soulhaiena February 10, 2014