muffran 

Kierans muff

wheres muffran

muffran by makit January 20, 2004

Muffman 

The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.

There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.

Muffman by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008

Filliam H. Muffman 

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)

Filliam H. Muffman is two people

Filliam H. Muffman by Filliam H. Muffman February 12, 2006

muffmangler 

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)

person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!

muffmangler by mrskag April 3, 2007

Muffragette

A modern take on the suffragette.

A muffragette is a lady who prefers to go au naturale and grow out her pubic hair (despite the current trend to remove it).

Muff in Britain is common slang for a woman's lady garden, thus, the Muffragette is a cultivator of her muff.

She is proud, unconventional and daring.

The term originates from the janyouhairy brigade. They used the term to define those who take part in Janyouhairy, which is the month long charity event where women cease all hair removal for the month of January.

The event is intended as a fun, feminist statement, but also raises money for Ovarian Cancer research through sponsorship.

"Hey, is that chick French or something"?

"Why dude?"

"Because she has strangely captivating hairy pits and a lovely lady garden to boot"

"Oh, no, she's just a Muffragette. She has no time for tedious waxing, it must be janyouhairy"

Muffragette by Jinki Fly January 9, 2013

Muffdrank 

A drink in which the contents include Skoll vodka, Tropicana orange twister, ice, and dryer sheets that have accidentially been blown out of the muff(a tube with dryer sheets to mask weed smoke smell)and into the drink without the drinker's knowledge. He then proceeds to drink from that cup all night untill he realizes his drink tastes funny. The drinker pulls out the sheets and proceeds to put them back into the muff and continue use of said muff. We then mock the drinker of the Muffdrank untill he becomes depressed, loses all friends, and begins a life of crime that eventually leads to prison.

It is not a Muffdrank unless drank the night of Cinco De Mayo. And you must listen to a specific background music from Mario Tennis 64 while drinking the Muffdrank.

Are those Muff sheets??? Damn, Starr's drinking a Muffdrank!

Muffdrank by Emac1212 March 28, 2009

Muffants 

Lice that reside within a woman's pubic hair.

My crotch keeps itching like crazy. I think that girl last night had serious muffants.

Muffants by CornSama September 13, 2012