muffrark

a bloody hairy nasty old grandma pussy/muff

Damn! Shes got herself a serious case of the muffrark

by Stefan Grant May 9, 2006

mufftarkin

noun. A person, possibly a friend or ex-friend, who completely blows up your chances of entering a vagina, causing millions of sperm voices to suddenly cry out in terror and suddenly become silent.

"I would have tapped that if mufftarkin over here didn't tell her about the time I sharted myself in the gym."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021