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The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.
There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.
Muffman by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008
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Filliam H. Muffman 

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)

Muffmaster 

A person who is highly skilled at the art of cunnilingus.
Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!
Muffmaster by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017

muffmuncher 

a practitioner of cunnilingus
lesbians are nothing but a bunch of muffmunchers
muffmuncher by noway jose August 30, 2003

muffmangler 

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)
person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!
muffmangler by mrskag April 3, 2007

Muffants 

Lice that reside within a woman's pubic hair.
My crotch keeps itching like crazy. I think that girl last night had serious muffants.
Muffants by CornSama September 13, 2012
A fat loser living with his parents.
GUY1> Muffian is in his basement playing Tibia.
GUY2> haha what a loser that game is worse than WoW!
Muffian by jagsph April 13, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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