muffankle

a cankle with a muffin top

Holy shit dude! That chick over there has Muffankles!

by SurfNutRoxy October 9, 2008

Muffuckle

(n) A muffled chuckle
(v) to make a muffuckle

Carly and Caleb had a muffuckle at the incoherent, meandering, and entirely inappropriate yet oddly hilarious ranting of their biology professor

by hylkemon July 27, 2019

Muffaletta

Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.

Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023

Muffable

Chick who is worthy of getting her pussy eaten out for hours

That chick is so fucking muffable

by TherealMuffMaster August 15, 2009

muffmangler

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)

person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!

by mrskag April 3, 2007

muffaletta

The sexual act of "motorboating" a vagina by pushing one's mouth between the vaginal lips and shaking the head rapidly from side to side while making a vigorous "brr" sound with the lips.

So, he went down on you?

Yes, he gave me a muffaletta.

by numero July 12, 2012

muffaletta

the cheese like substance in a girl's vagina when she has an infection.

Yo you go down on Chelsea?

-Brody

Hell yea, her muffaletta was soggy and sour.
-Shea

by chs 4 liiiiifeee April 20, 2010