muffankle
a cankle with a muffin top
muffankle by SurfNutRoxy October 9, 2008
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Muffaletta
Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.
Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!
Muffaletta by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023
Muffable
Muffable by TherealMuffMaster August 15, 2009
muffmangler
person1:
dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.
person 2:
you fucking muffmangler!
dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.
person 2:
you fucking muffmangler!
muffmangler by mrskag April 3, 2007
muffaletta
The sexual act of "motorboating" a vagina by pushing one's mouth between the vaginal lips and shaking the head rapidly from side to side while making a vigorous "brr" sound with the lips.
muffaletta by numero July 12, 2012
muffaletta
muffaletta by chs 4 liiiiifeee April 20, 2010
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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