muffinous
She is SO muffinous and cute!
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mooge muffins
When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.
mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013
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Muffinbutton
A button that when pushed produces a muffin without any real purpose. The button to the left of the red one and right of the blue one.
Hey, Goku, where'd you get that muffin?
Muffinbutton.
But, I, I didn't install a muffinbutton.
Then... where'd I get this muffin?
Muffinbutton.
But, I, I didn't install a muffinbutton.
Then... where'd I get this muffin?
Muffinbutton by elemenda October 15, 2011
The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes
Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
Fur muffins
Fur muffins by I, Wreckerrr June 14, 2021
making muffins
making muffins by peachpeach March 26, 2009
Raging Tit Muffins
"Raging Tit Muffins!" is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to "Fucking Hell!" and "Oh, Sugar!" and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to "Oh, bugger!".
Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.
There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".
Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.
There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".
John has just got ready for a big date with Susan, who has just rung the doorbell. At that very moment, John's pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.
"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.
"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.
"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.
"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.
Raging Tit Muffins by Bobba99 March 11, 2012
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