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a/s/l

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.
Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*
by Jax February 18, 2003
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Halo

An excelent song by the Heavy Metal band "Soil"
what do you want? a visual representation of a song?! get outa here
by Jax November 19, 2003
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grappa

1.An old alcoholic beverage made from the remnants of wine-grape pressings (whatever was leftover, including stems, seeds, and skins). Grappa has been made in Italy since at least the sixteenth century. The first grappa makers were probably frugal farmers seeking a way to use up the leftovers from the winemaking process. Like balsamic vinegar and wine, the price goes up depending on the vineyard, and the aging process. Although grappa is a thoroughly Italian beverage, similar concoctions are produced in other nations, including the United States. In Spain it is aguardiente, the French call it marc, and the Greeks have their raki.

2.Is considered a grape spirit. After wine has been made, water is added to the leftover husks, skins, pits and stalks. The mash is fermented then distilled to become grappa. Grappa is clear, colorless and produced in Italy. Best enjoyed straight up in a cognac snifter, in mixed drinks and cocktails. Blends well with fruit juices, coffee, fruit liqueurs, nut liqueurs, cacao liqueurs, coffee liqueurs and cream liqueurs. Off the top of my head, Grappa is 70% alcohol.
by jax January 7, 2005
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trolling

Going on an internet website designed for lesbian butches and femmes and being bisexual trying to get a butch or femme for a 3 some.
Juicy was trolling the website and pissed people off.
by Jax February 11, 2005
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social distortion

Social Distortion: one of the only punk-surviving bands today. They rock like no one has ever done before.
by Jax August 27, 2004
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muffinous

The act of emulating a muffin, or an other delicious dessert or pastry (i.e. donut)
She is SO muffinous and cute!
by Jax August 1, 2003
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fluffy mary

Its a woman's hairy flange, used as an example to children in the same way as 'front bum'.
Make sure you wash your fluffy mary
by Jax December 20, 2003
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