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A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.

Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!

muffineer by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010

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muffinhead

An insult almost exclusively used by BadBoyHalo.

Dream: kills BBH
BadBoyHalo: YOU MUFFINHEAD!!!!!
Sapnap: *laughter*

muffinhead by StandUserLeon September 25, 2020

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muffineer • muffiner • muffinteer • muffin jerk • Muffined • Mudfinger • Muffeteer • muffiger • Muffincrop • muffinesque

muffinhead

A synonym for 'dumb stupid bitches' coined by BadBoyHalo

"YOU'RE A MUFFINHEAD!"

muffinhead by Yanderesarebae November 21, 2020

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muffinteer

The group name of DreamWasTaken, GeorgeNotFound, BadBoyHallo, and SapNap. This group is most commonly seen in the Speedrunner vs. 3 Hunter videos.

Bbh: we’re the muffinteers

George: I do not approve of being called the muffinteers

muffinteer by RatNotFound August 13, 2020

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Muffinhead

Original base word being “Muffin” comes from a popular role play Minecraft player named BadBoyHalo, who insists on calling his friends Muffins or Muffinheads instead of swearing. He doesn’t like swearing whatsoever. Though he is the oldest person there.

Bad: Skeppy you Muffinhead!

Skeppy: What does that even mean lol

Muffinhead by Matsunaki October 28, 2020

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mulfinger

to be great at something and to always rise above.

Steve tried to play guitar but hes no mulfinger.

mulfinger by Farrand March 11, 2007

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Mudfinger

The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.

Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.

Mudfinger by qochaka February 2, 2015

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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