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Muffined 

Muffined is a word with the same meaning as bamboozled or pwned, just more innocently. Most commonly used by BadBoyHalo.
*BadBoyHalo and Skeppy playing SkyWars*

Badboyhalo: Omg!! Skeppy!! I threw a guy off!!!

Skeppy: That’s great!

Badboyhalo: He totally got muffined!!!
Muffined by poqtx March 11, 2020

muffinroll 

A person who, while playing board games, puts the dice on their mouth and rolls the muffin.
That guy is a total muffinroll, he rolled his muffin when casting a fireball in D&D.
muffinroll by MuffinRoll February 28, 2018

muffinesque 

Similar to a muffin. Muffin like. Strongly having to do with Muffins.
The texture of this pizza dough is muffinesque
muffinesque by Muffin Boy June 29, 2004

Muffined 

The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.
Oh dude, I am so muffined right now. Last night was dope.
Muffined by Someguy121212 July 6, 2009

stud muffinette 

A Stud Muffinette is the female version of a Stud Muffin she is surprising in every way and is very accommodating
She is a right Stud Muffinette
stud muffinette by Essexmanuk September 15, 2016

get muffined 

it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked
“your so bad at this get muffined”
get muffined by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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